The Evolution Game

Rule 52: If you are not a Hogwarts student...get stuffed.

(Heeee,Heee good one)

Rule 53: Once you get stuffed roll around on the floor and cry like a baby.

Rule 54: Cry like a baby and stomp your feet.

Rule 55: Stomp your feet and count to 1 million.

Rule 56: After counting to 1 million, eat a leaf.

Rule 57: After you've eaten your leaf confess your love for your crush.

Rule 58: when you say the name of your crush, find him and kiss him

Rule 59: When kissing your crush, tell him that you love him.

rule 60: while your kissing your crush and telling him that you love him make sure you have nothing in your teeth

Rule 61: After making sure you have nothing in your teeth, snog your crush some more.

Rule 62: Snogging may be substituted for any other form of physical behaviour.

Rule 63: The other form of physical behavior has to involve eating a lollypop.

Rule 64: Lollipops must not be cola flavoured.

Rule 65:Cola flavored lollypops will be confinescated

Rule 66: Confiscated items can be retrieved at the end of the day from the Grand High Warlock's office.

Rule 67: You have to ask the Grand Warlock's permission first.

Rule 68: It is in the Grand High Warlock's nature to say no. If you feel offended by this, you will be immediately expelled from the game.

[Dammit, I lost the game. Not this game, The Game...]

XD!!!!! That sucks!!!

Rule 69: If you are not offended by the Grand Warlock saying no, you may continue with the game.

[Do you know about The Game? It has 3 rules:
1. Everyone is playing The Game
2. If you think about The Game, you lose
3. Loss must be announced and if there is someone near you who doesn't know the rules, you must explain them.]

Rule 70: When continuing, you must only use one leg and the opposite arm for seven turns.

Rule 71: The one leg you can't use must be strapped or handcuffed to the chair you're sitting in and the opposite hand you use must hold a tennis racket for those seven turns.

Rule 72: For players using one arm and one leg, the Tree Of Knowledge can be reached via a pogo stick. All other players must use the traditional go-kart method.

Rule 73: When using the Go-Kart method, you must ride in a shopping cart.

Rule74: Shopping carts may only be used by American players. British ones can use trolleys, as that is a more sensible name

Rule 75: When riding in their shopping carts, the American players have to scream "In America!!!"

Rule 76: As the Americans scream "In America!" the British must through eggs at them and laugh cruelly!